Men give up beer to lose weight!
Tuesday, September 16th, 2008When women get together, they often talk food. Too much of it, too little of it. It’s all code for problems of self-image. When we eat too much, we put on weight and that ain’t flattering. It’s like that bit of Latin geeks use, quid pro quo, which actually means “this for that”. So we get this extra weight for that extra food. Cause and effect. To reverse weight gain couldn’t be easier. Eat less. Except it isn’t easy which is why there’s a whole industry out there to sell us diets. And if the diets don’t work, there’s always the medications like Acomplia. All the clinical trials have shown this top European drug shaves an average 10% of your body weight and slims down those waistlines.
You never see them in a huddle comparing the results of only eating grapefruits as against cabbage soup. If they do get worried about their weight, they tend to do it behind closed doors. But now there’s a whole new way of telling if they’re serious about losing weight. Most men I know walk in the house, open the refrigerator and pick out a cold bottle of beer. It’s a kind of ritual to mark the end of the day. They’ve done the math. They know how many calories are in each bottle or can. If that fails, there’s always a cold Acomplia.